‘please dont be gay porn’ i whisper as i scroll down tumblr in public
I'm me. Usually. I think.
I'm a virgo (Insert joke of your choice here.), a chocoholic, and a reblogaholic.
I can't spell for my life, and I'm pretty sure if spellcheck didn't exist no one would be able to understand anything I typed.
My hobbies include tumbling, facebooking, reading, eating, dancing, and singing in the shower.
My brother is the thorn to my rose.
My boyfriend is the cheese to my mac.
And I'm bringing fluffy back.
when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we’ll never know
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
IT GOT BETTER