1. "

    The head of a company survived 9/11 because
    His son started kindergarten.

    Another fellow was alive because it was
    His turn to bring donuts.

    One woman was late because her
    Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

    One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
    Because of an auto accident.

    One of them
    Missed his bus.

    One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
    Time to change.

    One’s
    Car wouldn’t start.

    One couldn’t
    Get a taxi.

    The one that struck me was the man
    Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
    Took the various means to get to work but before.
    He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
    He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
    That is why he is alive today..

    Now when I am
    Stuck in traffic,
    Miss an elevator,
    Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
    All the little things that annoy me,
    I think to myself,

    This is exactly where
    I’m meant to be
    At this very moment

    "
    — (via theoutsiders)

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  2. 7ommy:

    lachrymosa:

    princessmoran:

    my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”

    Difficulty level: Silent with no vibrate

    image

    (Source: lordmorans, via dona-nobispacem)

     
  3. fuzzpup:

    reginaa-phalange:

    Matt LeBlanc explaining Joey’s acting tricks

    shh no talking

    (via dona-nobispacem)

     

  4. dona-nobispacem:

    juilan:

    grugz:

    hipstery:

    toxines:

    trillow:

    haemus:

    "your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

    tt w

    hd wu

    b ott

    w hg

    b guz

    ju zmo

    Htt G Hu

    G

    (Source: alwaysblind)

     
  5. brianashanee:

    Be water, my friends.

    (Source: zeroshift, via dona-nobispacem)

     
  6. avatargrimes:

    systemofadowny:

    forsciencejohn:

    love-megz:

    annetdonahue:

    The importance of consent: a narrative.

    I will forever reblog this gifset.

    look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

    She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

    fire cannot kill a dragon.

    (Source: misstanwyck, via dona-nobispacem)

     
  7. squidgy-squidgy-falala:

    s3cretsociety:

    kono-aitsu:

    I have dermatographia, a condition in which one’s immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear (lasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin’s surface is lightly scratched. This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I can direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush.

    My friend has this

    I draw dicks on his arm

    there are two types of people

    (Source: nympherie, via dona-nobispacem)

     

  8. theladymonsters:

    flumpp:

    Becoming an adult is learning pasta portion control

    (via dona-nobispacem)

     
  9. Jake, they put us in a movie.

    (Source: andrewgarfielddaily, via dona-nobispacem)

     
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