Reasons to be a mermaid;
- No pants.
- No periods.
- Perfect hair.
- You can lure men to their death.
- Free clam bra.
One of these are not like the others…
Definitely the free clam bra. Someone has to make a profit.
I'm me. Usually. I think.
I'm a virgo (Insert joke of your choice here.), a chocoholic, and a reblogaholic.
I can't spell for my life, and I'm pretty sure if spellcheck didn't exist no one would be able to understand anything I typed.
My hobbies include tumbling, facebooking, reading, eating, dancing, and singing in the shower.
My brother is the thorn to my rose.
My boyfriend is the cheese to my mac.
And I'm bringing fluffy back.
I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.
I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?”